Kampin’ 010 Predictions from Homey Doll

I got a text from homey doll with some predictions for Kampin’ 010.  Here is what he said:

1. 6 people will Kamp including him.
2. The new guy will mess up the rack of lamb so you better fill up on nibblers.
3. The drive home will really suck.
4. Lance and Mike will violate him again.
5. The OKK will not feel good in his gut.
6. He will be eaten by a bear or burned to death again.

They seem like good predictions to me…