Merry Kampin X-Mas

I had a merry Kampin X-Mas because Julie bought be some sweet ass walkie talkies. 

http://www.motorola.com/Consumers/US-EN/Consumer-Product-and-Services/Two-way-Radios-and-Accessories/MR350R+Talkabout+Two-Way+Radio_US_EN

They have a 35 mile range and come with gay headsets and belt clips.  These will come in handy when Brent and others need a ride or help and we do not respond because we are too drunk!

Kampin’ 010 Predictions from Homey Doll

I got a text from homey doll with some predictions for Kampin’ 010.  Here is what he said:

1. 6 people will Kamp including him.
2. The new guy will mess up the rack of lamb so you better fill up on nibblers.
3. The drive home will really suck.
4. Lance and Mike will violate him again.
5. The OKK will not feel good in his gut.
6. He will be eaten by a bear or burned to death again.

They seem like good predictions to me…

Who will go in 010?

So this is the biggest year for deposits and we had the biggest Kampin’ planning meeting ever but at the end of the day people always puss out.  So take some time to pick who you think will go this year.

Kampin’ 010 Menu

Here is the first official look at the Kampin’ 010 Menu.

	Breakfast	Lunch	Dinner
Monday – Wednesday (1st recon)	Beans, Jerky, MREs	Beans, Jerky, MREs	Beans, Jerky, MREs
Thursday	Breakfast on the road at any shit hole.	Franks and Beans and Bacon (No Name Franks) Cook: Bo Derek	Prime Rib and Lobster with Mashed Potatoes and Bacon Cook: Tom and Mike
Friday	KBS (Kampin Breakfast Sandwich) Cook: Matt	Assorted Lite Nibblers Cook: Lance	Leg of Lamb with Potatoes and Carrots Cook: Jeremy
Saturday	Juevos Rancheros Italian Style Cook: Matt	Ribs and Sweet Corn Cook: Brian	Paella Cook: Brent
Sunday	Get food on the way home.

Once again we have come up with an awesome menu but for this menu to be historic a few things have to happen.

1. Bo Derek better show up with No Name dogs!
2. I am generally nervous about the Leg of Lamb but because Jeremy is new he will get some slack for now.
3. Lance do not bring any rabbit from that French store by your house for nibblers.
4. Fall 2009 Kampin’ we (3 guys)  ate 6 lbs of Bacon so we better bring at least 20 lbs.

Kampin’ 010 Details are Set

The council of elders met along will the other potential kampers and we have finalized details for Kampin’ 010.

Location: Voyageurs National Park – Kabetogama Lake (far from the evil empire)  http://maps.google.com/maps?q=48.445999,-93.03021&num=1&sll=48.440476,-93.015919&sspn=0.060584,0.10231&ie=UTF8&ll=48.441045,-92.897644&spn=0.484667,0.818481&z=10&iwloc=A

Dates: June 10 – 13th
The main shift will leave at 12:01 am on Thursday June 10th with an estimated arrival between 9am and 10 am on the same day.
1st Recon team (Mike) is planning to leave on Monday the 7th
Bravo boat team (Tom) will rendezvous with Mike on Tuesday or Wednesday (8th or 9th).

Potential Sites: 1st recon team will scout and determine the best site.  Initial selections include:

• k5 on Cutover Island
• n5 near Blind Indian Narrows
• k1 on round Bear Island

Site Map: http://www.nps.gov/voya/planyourvisit/upload/vnpmap1.pdf

Possible Victims:	Status as of 12-4-2009
Mike	In for sure and deposit paid.
Matt	In for sure and deposit paid.
Lance	In even if he has a family conflict and deposit paid.
Brent	Deposit paid but it will depend on what Reese Witherspoon movie comes out in June.
Paul	No deposit and I doubt we will know until 15 minutes prior.
Homey	No deposit, jet fuel cost will determine his status.
Brian O.	In for sure and deposit paid.
Jeremy	In for sure and deposit paid.
Tom	The boats are his deposit, he has to come now!
Bo Derek	Deposit in but he still needs to make a cake for his ladies birthday.
Jimbo	His status is always ‘lookin’ good’.  He is the Jimbo.
George	No deposit, the only way he is going is if we stuff him in the trunk of the Lancer.
Brian M.	No deposit, but I think he can be guilted in.
Homey Doll	No deposit needed.

Other Details:

• Jeremy and Lance will drive their vans for the main shift.
• We will have Jack, Seagram's 7, Goldschlager,  Jagermeister, Bud and the Train as staple drinks, Brent is in charge of fancy beer needs.
• All the new guys need to make sure they have knives!

Homey Doll is Pissed…

He is pissed this time because he gets constantly overlooked.  He was the real crasher at the white house event but no one has even taken notice.  He sent me this picture to prove it.   

He also said he is a strong maybe for Kampin 010 because it is pretty far away and he is still mad we set him on fire.