No Excuse on the Firewood Situation….

Mike was able to find 5-24” bow saws for $2.99 each, and 8 rolls of cammo duct tape for $0.77 at the Hobo.  At this price, we can just burn the saw in the fire when the blade gets dull.  

 

Fresh Nibblers

Matt got us some fresh road kill nibblers this week for our fall kampin’ trip.   He carefully bagged and tagged it to preserve the flavor.  It could be a great addition to the KBS, or we can even add it to the gravy for an Xtreme road kill edition.

Official Kampin’ Tramp Stamp

This years fall kampin’ trip can be memorialized in a commemorative Kampin’ Tramp Stamp.  It includes the dates and your name with a personalized heart in the middle.  Just add $9.99 to your kampin’ deposit.  Tattoo’s courtesy of Kat Von M.  Remember to pa pa pa push it real good.

Fall Kampin’ 2010 Details

Dates: Friday October 22, 2010 – Sunday October 24, 2010

Location:  New Glarus Woods State Park - http://dnr.wi.gov/org/land/parks/specific/ngwoods/

Once again we will be serving up a fine menu.  For early arrivals (Mike) the meals will be Jerky, MRE’s and Gravy.

	Friday	Saturday	Sunday
Breakfast	On the road at some shithole. Cook: Some Dirty Hillbilly	KBS Cook: Matt	On the road at some shithole. Cook: Some Dirty Hillbilly
Lunch	Franks and Beans (No-Name Franks) Cook: Derek	Pink Oreos and Grape Apes
Dinner	Prime Rib and Surf Cooks: Tom and Lance	Chili Cook: Mike It better not suck again!

Directions

Map of New Glarus Woods State Park

Bo Derek Get Recognized…

It is about time, after years of trying Bo finally got the recognition he deserves.

http://www.fast-women.com/news/02augpr.html

Fast-Women.com mentions him at the bottom of this page.  Bo you truly are a Fast Woman!

Good Family Values

For long time we banned the cartoon Ed, Edd n Eddy from the kids because it made them act stupid after they watched it but on our latest family vacation I over heard this clip and decided that this cartoon had real values!  Hopefully show like this will make it so I can pass the Kampin’ torch to my son.

Introducing ‘Dlinner’

On the trip home from our latest Kampin’ effort the council of elders (Lance, Mike and Matt) noted that on this trip we wasted an huge amount of food.  Way more than normal.  On most trips we don’t care because we give all of our excess back to the earth by burning it but this trip was out of control.  Prior to the trip who would have thought that a 15lb prime rib would be too much for 7 guys but days of large meals will do that to you.  In fact this year Edgar came through with a giant Paella and  no one was able to really enjoy with such full gullets.

So we decided to officially combine dinner and lunch into one meal called dlinner.  Going forward each day will have 2 meals and here are some key advantages:

1. It will be less likely that Bo Derek will fuck up a meal or miss a meal.
2. The evening meal will be even more special when you are hungry after a long day of sittin’.
3. Meals will not be missed due to being passed out in the dirt as much.
4. Mike will be awake to make his meal.
5. Dlinner is cool to say and is a kick ass new word.
6. More time for activities like Homey doll 2.0 and making fun of Mike’s girlfriend on Facebook.

The times will not change, breakfast will still come first thing and dlinner will be served at dusk and in between we can have a constant flow of nibblers, cookies, chips, jerky and MRE’s.