Our Shitty Blog is Now on Tumblr

Matt prefers Tumblr so he can keep up with his 30 second to mars fan page, so we decided to move.

Kampinmofos on Tumblr

You won’t see this on Tumblr….

This one is for you Jimbo:  Old School Lynda Carter eating ice cream…

Blogger can embed video too…

Smart View…Good stuff…

Better than tumblr

Apparition rules

F’ Tumblr

 

I refuse to use tumblr…

If you want to see the stupid site, go here: Tumblr

Skeeters is bad...

Skeeters is really bad this year, and you know what that means....we get to watch Matt slowly apply DEET to every part of his tight yet supple body with his soft lady like hands ....

It’s True…

How many of you Kampin’ Pussies will have a beard this year?

Me and B-Ott

I may get this blow-up sofa bed for me and B-Ott to enjoy....

Robin Hood

Got me a robin hood...

King Sighting

It's a King....

Perhaps This Bowtie Would Go Well With Lance’s Pearl Necklace….

Maybe Bud’s new Bowtie can can get Lance switch back to the King.

Buds new Can....

Time for a New B-Ott T-shirt?

Kickin’ Ass

Kampinmofos Deuce Identification Chart for Kampin’ (K-DICK)

When you are out in the field kampin’, it is critical that you identify your stool so you can adjust your kampin’ diet accordingly.  Kampinmofos have provided an easy to follow chart for your convenience (K-DICK).

	Type 1:  The ultimate kampin’ poop known as the “black beauty”, it appears thick and black with no cracks or lumps.  Unknown what food combination causes this beauty, but it is very rare.
	Type 2:  Large, chunky, and really hurts on the way out, this poop is commonly associated with eating large amounts of delicious meats like Tom’s massive burgers and prime rib, or Brian’s hot juicy meat.
	Type 3: Slick, smooth, and soft, usually indicative of heavy grease consumption.  Probably associated with consuming large amounts of Matt’s white (gray) gravy or Mike’s deep fried spam balls.
	Type 4:  Comes out hot and fast and burns your chili ring.  This type is usually associated with Mike’s Ghost Pepper Chili, and commonly occurs around 2am.
	Type 5: Stool appears in lumps similar to rabbit poop, a sure sign you’ve had Lance’s crappy rabbit chili and you are severely malnourished.
	Type 6: This type is directly related to the consumption of Night Train.  When the Train comes thru, it doesn’t like to stop, which results in chunky hard blobs.
	Type 7:  Also known as Matt’s Chili or Kampin’ Puddin’, this deuce is wet, sticky, and messy.  This type is also rich in color as well as smell, and almost always requires player wipes for proper clean-up.
	Type 8:  This deuce has a liquid like consistency, with bubbles and a foul odor.   Most always associated with the consumption of craft beers which lack proper krausening or beechwood aging.

I Think We Should Add Hot Dogs to the KBS Just to Prove a Point.

 

I saw this BS article on the inter-web while dropping a sweet deuce (non-black beauty style):

Like Bacon, Sausage and Hot Dogs? Then Beware: They May Raise Your Risk of Death, New Study Finds.

From the Kampinmofos Test Kitchen:

Mini G.W. Burger Nibblers, made with only the finest ingredients that represent our very own George.
These will be the nibblers of choice during Sumer Kampin’ 2013.

Ingredients:
Mini and bite-size just like George.
Made from hamBurger 80/20, just like George.
Packed tight with some hot Italian sausage inside, the stuff of George’s wet dreams.
Mixed with butter fried SPAM, salty and delicious just like George.
Served on a mini sweet roll, all doughy and sweet just like George.
Plus, they are made with love, just like George was.

Optional: Served with pepper jack cheese and a restraining order.

New Kampin' Drink?

Maybe we go loko this summer?

Say it ain't so...

Budweiser waters down its beer, lawsuit alleges  - Business on NBCNews.com

King Sighting???

The King is dead.  Long live the King….There is a new King in town Mofos.  The question is will Lance forgo his yuppie craft beer for the Black Crown?

Mid-Afternoon Naps…..

I can’t wait for Summer Kampin’ 2013, I plan on enjoying mid-morning, mid-afternoon, and mid-evening naps in between all the sittin’ I plan on doing.….

From Summer Kampin’ 2009: MM takes a mid-afternoon nap.

Mini-Burger

Look how young and delicious Mini-Burger looks in this photo….mmmm…
Makes me think about makin’ Mini-Spam Burgers as my nibbler for Summer Kampin’ 2013….

From Summer Kampin’ 2001: MM, LWB, MM & GWB