This is a goddamn fucking shame! Budweiser has gone full bullshit after the fucking commie socialist foreigners bought them.
Lance was right to dump Bud when he did. First there was the watered down alcohol content and now there is the new gay shape of the can which is just a veiled attempt to put less beer in a can while trying to market it to consumers as being cool.
Oh, wait... Less alcohol content per can AND less beer per can (11.3 oz in the new can)... Trying to be cool... The promise of a pearl necklace from Mike to go with the new bow tie... I predict this will draw Lance back to Bud and he will be a Budweiser bowtie can man.
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This is a goddamn fucking shame! Budweiser has gone full bullshit after the fucking commie socialist foreigners bought them.
Lance was right to dump Bud when he did. First there was the watered down alcohol content and now there is the new gay shape of the can which is just a veiled attempt to put less beer in a can while trying to market it to consumers as being cool.
Oh, wait... Less alcohol content per can AND less beer per can (11.3 oz in the new can)... Trying to be cool... The promise of a pearl necklace from Mike to go with the new bow tie... I predict this will draw Lance back to Bud and he will be a Budweiser bowtie can man.
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