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Matt prefers Tumblr so he can keep up with his 30 second to mars fan page, so we decided to move.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Skeeters is bad...
Skeeters is really bad this year, and you know what that means....we get to watch Matt slowly apply DEET to every part of his tight yet supple body with his soft lady like hands ....
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Kampinmofos Deuce Identification Chart for Kampin’ (K-DICK)
When you are out in the field kampin’, it is critical that you identify your stool so you can adjust your kampin’ diet accordingly. Kampinmofos have provided an easy to follow chart for your convenience (K-DICK).
 | Type 1: The ultimate kampin’ poop known as the “black beauty”, it appears thick and black with no cracks or lumps. Unknown what food combination causes this beauty, but it is very rare. |
 | Type 2: Large, chunky, and really hurts on the way out, this poop is commonly associated with eating large amounts of delicious meats like Tom’s massive burgers and prime rib, or Brian’s hot juicy meat. |
 | Type 3: Slick, smooth, and soft, usually indicative of heavy grease consumption. Probably associated with consuming large amounts of Matt’s white (gray) gravy or Mike’s deep fried spam balls. |
 | Type 4: Comes out hot and fast and burns your chili ring. This type is usually associated with Mike’s Ghost Pepper Chili, and commonly occurs around 2am. |
 | Type 5: Stool appears in lumps similar to rabbit poop, a sure sign you’ve had Lance’s crappy rabbit chili and you are severely malnourished. |
 | Type 6: This type is directly related to the consumption of Night Train. When the Train comes thru, it doesn’t like to stop, which results in chunky hard blobs. |
 | Type 7: Also known as Matt’s Chili or Kampin’ Puddin’, this deuce is wet, sticky, and messy. This type is also rich in color as well as smell, and almost always requires player wipes for proper clean-up. |
 | Type 8: This deuce has a liquid like consistency, with bubbles and a foul odor. Most always associated with the consumption of craft beers which lack proper krausening or beechwood aging. |
Thursday, March 7, 2013
I Think We Should Add Hot Dogs to the KBS Just to Prove a Point.
I saw this BS article on the inter-web while dropping a sweet deuce (non-black beauty style):
Like Bacon, Sausage and Hot Dogs? Then Beware: They May Raise Your Risk of Death, New Study Finds.
Sunday, March 3, 2013
From the Kampinmofos Test Kitchen:
Mini G.W. Burger Nibblers, made with only the finest ingredients that represent our very own George.
These will be the nibblers of choice during Sumer Kampin’ 2013.
Ingredients:
Mini and bite-size just like George.
Made from hamBurger 80/20, just like George.
Packed tight with some hot Italian sausage inside, the stuff of George’s wet dreams.
Mixed with butter fried SPAM, salty and delicious just like George.
Served on a mini sweet roll, all doughy and sweet just like George.
Plus, they are made with love, just like George was.
Optional: Served with pepper jack cheese and a restraining order.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
King Sighting???
The King is dead. Long live the King….There is a new King in town Mofos. The question is will Lance forgo his yuppie craft beer for the Black Crown?
Mid-Afternoon Naps…..
I can’t wait for Summer Kampin’ 2013, I plan on enjoying mid-morning, mid-afternoon, and mid-evening naps in between all the sittin’ I plan on doing.….
From Summer Kampin’ 2009: MM takes a mid-afternoon nap.
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Mini-Burger
Look how young and delicious Mini-Burger looks in this photo….mmmm…
Makes me think about makin’ Mini-Spam Burgers as my nibbler for Summer Kampin’ 2013….
From Summer Kampin’ 2001: MM, LWB, MM & GWB
Enjoying a Dutch Oven Treat……
That doesn’t involve 6 dudes in a zipped together sleeping bag and a tent
From Summer Kampin’ 2011: Cookin’ Dutch Oven Style
Saturday, February 16, 2013
I better not bring this kampin'
I better not bring this kampin'...you know how B-Ott gets when you put some sauce in/on him.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Kampin’ Mobile Update
Latest Version of Kampin’ Mobile is up and running and at a new easy to remember URL.
mobile.kampinmofos.com Just open this link in your mobile browser and optionally add it to your home screen on iOS.
Do Honda Owners Hate the Irish?
The answer is a resounding “YES”, according to this random article that I found on the inter-web that clearly states that Honda owners are really communists that hate the Irish.
http://www.china.org.cn/english/BAT/133177.htm
Kampin’ Red Scare
A spectre is haunting Kampin’ — the spectre of communism. Last summer we had a great debate while Kampin’ where De-Rick made us all proud to be an American only to hear a non-sense suggestion like egg rolls for dinner this year. I for one am not a communist and would rather have the planned combo but I may be alone on this…
Choice seems easy to me but I am an American.
FYI I will not be eating with chop sticks or driving a Jeep to this years Summer Kampin’!
Monday, February 11, 2013
Summer 2013 Kampin’ Itinerary
June 6-9 Buckhorn State Park, Necedah WI
Sites 5 and 6
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/42112990/Kampin/Summer%202012%20Kampin%20Itinerary.pdf
Thursday:
Morning Gear check, shopping, and pack the car(s) (Matt’s House)
10:00am 1st Shift kampers departure, drive to kamp and get a meal Hardy Platter
2:00pm Arrive and set up kamp and get your drink on
6:00pm Dinner – Steak Night with Mashed Potatoes and Brussels Sprouts prepared by Lance and Brian
Friday
7:00am Breakfast – Old Bridge Sandwich prepared by Lance
1:00pm Nibbler Throw down – any and all welcome!
7:00pm Dinner - Ribs with sweet corn and Cheryl’s potato salad prepared by Tom
Saturday – Irish Drink Day
7:00am Breakfast – KBS with green eggs and ham prepared by Matt.
1:00pm Lunch – Deep fried hot wings prepared by Brian
7:00pm Dinner – Combos (beef and sausage) prepared by Mike
7:00am Pack and Depart – Breakfast at the Hardy Platter
Drinks:
- Jack
- Night Train
- Assorted Craft Beer including Fosters Oil Cans
- Seagrams 7 (not VO!)
Irish Drink Day:
- Guinness
- Jameson Irish Whiskey
- Baileys
- Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Monday, February 4, 2013
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Let's Get Jeremy Kampin' Again!
New Kampin' exotic meat for the Summer Trip?
I know Jeremy will show up this time!
I wonder if Mike will rub this on his junk hoping the Aussie gets hungry during the night?
http://www.aussieproducts.com/vegemite.asp
I know Jeremy will show up this time!
I wonder if Mike will rub this on his junk hoping the Aussie gets hungry during the night?
http://www.aussieproducts.com/vegemite.asp
Monday, January 14, 2013
D-Rick’s First Love
D-Rick’s first love will always be Matt,
but his second love is the 10 year old bottle
of Goldschlager we bought for George.
Stay golden Pony Boy?
From Summer Kampin’ 2012
Friday, January 11, 2013
It’s Time to get Weird in the Lake Again…..
It’s time to start plannin’ for Summer Kampin’ 2013. Who’s in (and I’m not talking about the picture)?
From Summer Kampin’ 2012: Mike and Matt tag team D-Rick
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