Executive Tent Update

I guess it has been a while since Homey set-up the executive tent……

Site Review

Site review for Kettle Moraine State Park, Ottawa Lake Camping Loop, Sites 334 & 335:
These two campsites are situated on small bluff above a lake with a swamp filled shore line.  It is a short hike into a heavily forested area, and carts are not available.  During the summer there are swampy areas with tons of mosquitos and ticks, and during the fall there is a cold breeze that comes off the lake.  Site 335 is a smaller camping area and sits above site 334.  It is recommended that both sites are reserved due to their proximity.  Both sites have issues with noise during the day since there is a kennel across the lake and the dogs bark all day.  Site 334 is also home of the now dried up Lake Edgar, the original Sweet Home Alabama site which was the inspiration for the Kampin’ Pussy T-shirt, and the tree that contains the Burger + Edgar carving.   We have camped at these sites during the following years:  Fall 2011, Summer 2009, and Summer 2003. The Hen House Café is close by for the arrival or departure breakfast, and if you don’t order the home made toast, you are pretty much an asshole.

Hottest splits of the Kampin’ Trip.

Below are some of hot splits of the kampin’ trip. I’m sure your pants are wet watching this right now.  I know mine are super wet, but I am watching Wonder Woman re-runs.

Matt

Tom

B-Ott

Double Splittin’

When splittin’ one piece of wood isn’t enough.

B-Ott does the double

 

Matt does the double

Lance does the double

Machete Tests

I hope we get a sponsor some day for all this valuable field testing we are doing.  This one involves our sweet machete called Mr. Hackey.

M-lite Horizontal

 

M-Lite Vertical

B-Ott Night Time Speed Split with the X27

BO knows speed splittin’

BO Night Time

It’s Too Cold Part Deux…..

We left a PBR out in the sun so it would be warm enough for Lance…

its warm now….

PBR Chugdown

Brian the “Freight Train” and Derek “D-Man Derek BO Derek” go toe to toe in a thrilling photo finish shotgun of a PBR tall boy…..Homey Doll makes a special appearance…..

X27 Field Test

The new Fiskars 7884 X27 36-Inch Super Splitting Axe or X27 was tested thoroughly by Night Train fueled Kampinmofos. See the results below.

X27 Field Test 1–Pager

X27 Field Test 2

Lance Dance

I have no words for this…..

Tosh.0?

Kampinmofos/M-Lite Challenge

The first ever Kampinmofos/M-Lite Challenge.  Matt and Bo Derek choose their weapons and battle it out till the end….

do it..

A Very Sad Grape Ape/New Castle Chug Down….

Lance, out of his mind drunk, challenges Matt to a Grape Ape New Castle chug down.

A Berry Brady Christmas

B-Ott Does a Fast and Sexy Shotgun…

Check it out, B-Ott is unstoppable when it comes to the shotgun…..

B-Ott in the hizzy

Train Ride 2

G N' R would be proud of this train ride, we caught the train just in time.

Train ride

Chili Dog Eatin’ Contest

Lance and Matt decided to have a half ass chili dog eating contest.  I think Matt won.

Chili dog eatin’ contest 1

Chili dog eatin’ contest 1

Train Ride 1

Side effects of a lovely afternoon train ride – Chili dog eatin’ contest…and a dance.

Train Ride

Side Effects 1

It’s too Cold??? WTF?…Pussy

Here is a chug down between Brian the Freight Train and Adolphus Busch.  It was apparently too cold for Adolphus.

It’s too cold chug down.

I knew Derek was an Angel….

Derek making a lovely leaf angel…Adorable…

KBS Update

Since Super Chef Bobby Flay was a no show, we decided to add all ingredients in order to create the new KBS Supreme X-treme™.  It’s bacon, two pieces of buttered Texas toast, cheese, two eggs, white gravy, Italian sausage, steak-umms, and Jimmy Dean sausage.  I’ve got two words for it: Delicious….

Ghost Pepper Chili Dogs…..

Delicious ghost pepper chili dogs…According to Matt, you are a faggot (not the gay kind)  if you don’t put Fritos on your ghost pepper chili dog.

I hope they have some apps for my pager…

When I go kampin’, I like to make sure I can communicate with the rest of the world.  That’s why I put fresh batteries in my pager, and I am working on downloading some sweet new apps.

 

KBS Throwdown

Word is that Super Chef Bobby Flay might show up to judge the Kampin’ Breakfast Throwdown™ during Fall Kampin’ 2011™.  Who knows what the challengers will add to the already super delicious ultimate breakfast sandwich.  The basic ingredients are: buttered toast, fried eggs, bacon, sausage, and white gravy.  Rumor has it that Matt may add Steak-umm® : America's Favorite Sliced Steak & Patty, where Mike may go with some homemade bread, or maybe even some fried chicken.   No matter what the ingredients, I am sure the Kampin’ Breakfast Sandwiches will be real good.

Here are the basics if you’d like to try at home:

X27

I don’t think we will have a log pile like Summer Kampin’ unless Ott wears his ‘I Love Sex and Beer’ shirt but the X27 should be fun to use and hopefully break!

Here are some pictures.

Let the Countdown Begin!

3 days until 1st shift leaves and the weather looks to be awesome.

http://www.weather.com/outlook/recreation/outdoors/weekend/WISPKM:13

Weather Reports

KBS Throw Down

On Saturday AM we will have the 1st ever KBS throw down.  After 10 years of winning the chili contest I guess I still have to take the ‘cookie’ wanna-be’s to school.

Here are the rules:

1 – Each cool picks an assistant.

2 – Each cook makes a KBS and gives it to the first Kamper.

3 – Kamper tastes each KBS and cleanses his palette with Jack between bites.

4 – Kamper votes with his stomach and throws the worse KBS in the fire.

 

This year it is Matt vs. anyone who wants to be fuckin’ embarrassed (currently Mike)!

Official Kampin' Elders Executive Loungers

Finally all 3 of the Kampin' Elders will have the official Kampin' Executive Lounger for the Fall trip! I will bring them with on shopping day.

Also included is a photo of the geny that isn't louder than shit.