Friday, July 22, 2011

Salvatore Update

A lot of you guys have been wondering why didn’t Salvatore, our cousin from Italy, attend Summer Kampin’ 2011.  Well, Salvatore and his broheim have been bagging babes on the beach all summer long…That’s why….

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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Site Review:

Site review for Buckhorn State Park Site no. 17:

Site is open, but has a long hike in heavily forested area with tons of mosquitos and ticks.  It has a large beach area, and site is mostly sand.  Bars across the way are the Dirty Turtle and Shipwreck Bay are very loud at night, but fun to visit.  A boat is a must have to load/unload the gear, it is also reccommended that site 18 is also reserved to ensure that no other “campers” are nearby.

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Pathetic Tree Fall

We have to plan the angle of fall a little bit better next time….

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Penis Pokie fun!

This year’s Penis Pokie fun, plus Fishiecious!

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Last meal for Summer Kampin’ 2011

Our last meal for Summer Kampin’ 2011 was Award Winning Blue Ribbon Ghost Pepper Chili Dogs and kettle chips.  It was delicious except when Lance and Mike woke up in the middle of the night with Award Winning Blue Ribbon Ghost Pepper Chili Dog shits.

 

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Chili Dog Review

Boats-n-Ho’s

This is our ride back from the Dirty Turtle, probably shouldn’t have been going this fast due to our history of wrecking boats.

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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Saturday’s Nibblers

Before our triathlon, Brian cooked us up some nibblers.  We had Jalapeno poppers, bacon wrapped new potatoes, and pan seared scallops.  It was delicious….

 

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Our Triathletes are down…

I guess all that hard “training” took it’s toll on our athletes…

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Dirty Turtle

Mike Lance and Tom had a nice afternoon at the Dirty Turtle across the lake….So much so that Lance left them an upper decker to remember.  Lance had to fill up on blue moons and onion rings first….

 

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Sweet ass fish…

Lance caught himself a sweet ass fish after his Triathlon…..Lance stabbed a fish…

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A Triathlon that’s not for pussies…

Welcome to the First Annual Kampinmofos Triathlon held in front of our massive wood pile.  It was a photo finish, but we think Brian edged out The King.  The King has filed an official protest and has agreed to a vote.  Watch the video and post your vote on Facebook to help decide the winner.

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Best Kampin’ Breakfast Ever…

New Cookie made eggs, bacon and pancakes and it was very tasty…The secret is that New Cookie doesn’t burn the eggs or get dirt, spit and blood in them like Matt does, plus New Cookie is usually drunk when he is cooking…

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It was so delicious that we ate everything….Including the leftover syrup and butter.

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Now that’s a nice spread…

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It don’t get any better than this….

Sunset lake cruise on the boat last night….

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Dinner is served…

Last night we had delicious corned beef and cabbage cooked by Tom with tender loving care for 4 fucking hours.  It was really good eatin’…Possible the best kampin’ meal to date.

 

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Train ride bitches…

We didn’t bother taking any pictures of Lance because he really doesn’t drink any train when it’s passed to him….

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Nibblers

We had delicious Nibblers for lunch…Lance cooked Crawdads, Spam, Chorizo, and Fried Smelt.  No spam flambĂ©?  What the fuck?

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