Update: Tom just paid his deposit!
Update 2: Brian just paid, making Lance look bad!
OK normally fall kampin’ is simple. By now it is usually clear that it will only be Mike Lance and I but this year is crazy and we may actually have a full kamp site. With that here is everyone’s status and my predicted chance that they will attend.
| Kamper | Status | Deposit | Chance of Going |
| Matt | Fo Sho (‘cause he is street) | Yes | 100% yo! |
| Mike | I think he is already there. | No | MF’n 100% |
| Lance | Is Budweiser the King of beers? | No | Same chance as Dying |
| Brent | Out | No | No way! |
| Buger T | Says Yes | No | Same chance as him having a smooth breakup |
| Jeremy “the Aussie” | Still Yes | Yes | Good as long as he gets new underwear, but he cannot bring tunes! |
| Homey | Rumored Maybe | No | 0% unless his butler takes him. |
| Homey Doll | Yes | No | 100% (plus he is better than homey) |
| Bo Derek | In Excuse Mode | Yes | The inverse of the chance of him having his shirt off on any given day |
| Otte (BO) | Yes | Yes | Same chance as him knowing the origin of mankind |
| Tom | Yes | Yes | Same chance that his dad beat him for fucking up his boat |
| Paul | Maybe | No | 50% commuter Kamper |
3 comments:
I'm worried about Lance, I think this is the first time he didn't put his deposit in first. What's up with that shit.
What are the odds on Jimbo?
Derek and I are gonna bake cakes so you are right I may be out.
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