Out of nowhere Brent comes out of retirement with a bang. He has proposed a big kampin’ trip and it looks like most people are game. He is proposing a trip to Voyageurs National Park and most are game. (except maybe Bo-Derek, because he has to paint his ladies toes) If this happens this will be the longest trip we have ever taken and we may even catch a fish. I am sure glad I have saved that Babe Winkelman lure from 1975, I will use this lure exclusively for any fishing I do.
The council of elders has decided that we should have an early kampin’ plannin’ meeting to hear this proposal. Details on the meeting should be out shortly. There has however been some early statements from the council of elders:
Mike – If Brent backs out he will be the exotic meat on Saturday night.
Lance - Kampin' in Minnessota? We'll need deposits and some sort of penance.
In case you were wondering Brent is like Jay-Z because he keeps claiming retirement from kampin’ yet he comes back all the time.
Some useful links:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kampin-Breakfast-Sandwich/227114220709
2 comments:
I propose the exotic meat this year should be fresh black bear. I don't know if we should trap it or lure it in by rubbing a KBS on our bodies and then killing him with our knives. I hate to waste a KBS by not eating it.
You can never retire from bieng a pussy...Plus Jay-Z has talent...
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