Spitting and Bleeding in Food

So over the years many have asked me why I use my hands, spit, and bleed in the food I cook while Kampin’.  Aside from the obvious that the food tastes better, it is because I like to treat my fellow Kampers like dogs.  Because I am marking the food with my scent the other Kampers become submissive to me.

http://www.dogaggressiontraining.com/spitting-dog-food.html

So next time you want control in your house just spit in the food you are cooking!

MMMMM Franks and beans should be good in 15 days!