Wednesday, September 30, 2009

How do you know you are a Kampin pussy?

Now that we no longer vote on the Kampin pussy you may be wondering how do you know if you are one.  Here are a few tell tale signs.

  1. You have silk or flannel PJ’s and or you bring them Kampin.
  2. You bring your own tent Kampin because you are nervous about sleeping in the big tent.
  3. You have an Obama sticker on your foreign mini van.
  4. You have seen Sweet Home Alabama or think that Reese Witherspoon is a ‘cutie’.
  5. If you think about any other woman aside from Linda Carter.
  6. If you are worried about putting Deet on your skin.
  7. If you make Franks and  Beans with out blood and spit.
  8. If you make chili with rabbit or eat anything French.
  9. If you do not think the KBS is the best breakfast sandwich ever!
  10. If you cannot one split a log, sorry Homey!

If you answer yes to more than 3 of these you are for sure a Kampin Pussy!

1 comment:

Mike M said...

Wow, a big zero for me....No suprise since I have never been Kampin pussy