Kampin Drinks

Each year we come up with some kick ass drink recipes here are a few:

Grape Ape:
1) 1 part grape soda
2) 2 parts Jack daniels
3) serve over ice
Go from 0 to stupid in 2 seconds flat

Purple Drank:
1) 1 part grape soda
2) 2 parts Jack daniels
3) 1 packet emergen-c or equivalent energy drink
3) serve over ice
Its got vitamins-n-shiz

Hillbilly Margarita:
1) Take cup and place rim of cup in lake water.
2) Place rim of cup in dirt (salt of the earth)
3) 2 parts Jack Daniels
4) 1 part Mt. Dew
5) serve over ice
You'll be cornholin' in no time

The Kampin Pussy Cosmo:
1) 1 part Goldschlager
2) 1 dash of budweiser only if past noon
3) 1 dash of PBR
4) 1 part pink lemonade
5) crumble 1 pink oreo double stuff sprinkle on top
Soon you'll be the kampin pussy

The VP:
1) 1 part Miller Lite
2) 1 part 151 rum
3) Dash of Vanilla Ice Cream
Its fancy, but then again, did you know I'm a VP?

The Sweet Home Alabama (AKA the Edgar):
1) 1 part orange drink or OJ
2) 2 parts goldschlager
3) 1 teaspoon sugar
4) serve over ice
This one will make you leave early so you can go see a chick flick

The Night Train Spritzer:
1) 1 part cream soda
2) 2 parts night train
This one train you might want to miss

Gay Ape:
1) 1 part cream soda
2) 2 parts Jack Daniels
3) serve over ice
Drink only when out of Grape Ape

The Night Arrow:
1) 1 part Jack Daniels
2) 2 parts Jagermeister
3) 1 part goldschlager
4) stir with a stick
5) Light the drink on fire
This one will taste better coming back up