Awesome New Version Of Me

Your new version is weak. Mine has bad ass tattoos.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000762763911&ref=ts

Awesome New Version of Me…

This guy seems awesome you should all make friends with him.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Milella/1377300230

Kampin Mobile Update

Kampin Mobile has been updated for Fall.  It should work great for everyone except Lance who still has a shitty $10 phone. 

Check it out in your mobile browser.  http://kampinmobile.gifts4matt.com.

Oh Yea  it might also suck on Bo Derek’s but that is because blackberry’s suck!

Lance’s shitty phone.

How to Become a Kampin’ Elder

This one is pretty self explanatory…

 

Fall Kampin’ Theme

This years Fall Kampin’ theme will be 70’s style porno mustaches.  You have almost two months to grow out your favorite porno style mustache.  Matt and Mike have a head start, so you better start working on it right now.  Matt is going with the “Awkward Teenager/Molestache” style, where Mike is going for a “Horseshoe” style for an angrier look .  Which look will you go for?

 

Shorty robe, mirror, and socks are optional, but strongly suggested.

Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar

Kampinmofos has been thinkin’, how can we help those that continually miss kampin’ because of scheduling difficulties.  So we came up with the “Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar”. 

We would like to publish a nice calendar every year, so you can easily cancel your NKE’s (Non-Kampin’ Events).  When your wife says, “hey my birthday is coming up”,  you will be able to check your calendar and tell her “sorry, I won’t be baking that cake for your birthday because kampin’ is next week and I’m not a pussy like Derek.”  Or if you happen to be a very important VP and your boss tries to tell you that there’s a meeting in Utah next week, you can tell him, “Listen up bitches, Kampin’ is next week.  I even wrote it down in my Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar”.

Below is a photo album of  candidates from 1999 to 2010.  In a few weeks, you will be able to vote for your favorite photos and we will use the top 12 for the Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar.  If you want to submit some of your own pictures, send them to kampinmofos@gmail.com or directly to Matt since he likes getting e-mails.

What the Fucking Fuck?

Kampinmofos was reviewing tapes of the Summer Kampin’ trip and came across some lost footage.  What a sad display.  Lance is clearly faking it (look mom, no bubbles), and it took almost the whole song to put down a bottle of train.  I understand that it was daylight, and technically, the train shouldn’t stop at the station till dusk, but we are usually balls deep in a pillow by 9:00 PM.  Let’s hope we do better on the fall trip (Lance).