This years Fall Kampin’ theme will be 70’s style porno mustaches. You have almost two months to grow out your favorite porno style mustache. Matt and Mike have a head start, so you better start working on it right now. Matt is going with the “Awkward Teenager/Molestache” style, where Mike is going for a “Horseshoe” style for an angrier look . Which look will you go for?
Kampinmofos has been thinkin’, how can we help those that continually miss kampin’ because of scheduling difficulties. So we came up with the “Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar”.
We would like to publish a nice calendar every year, so you can easily cancel your NKE’s (Non-Kampin’ Events). When your wife says, “hey my birthday is coming up”, you will be able to check your calendar and tell her “sorry, I won’t be baking that cake for your birthday because kampin’ is next week and I’m not a pussy like Derek.” Or if you happen to be a very important VP and your boss tries to tell you that there’s a meeting in Utah next week, you can tell him, “Listen up bitches, Kampin’ is next week. I even wrote it down in my Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar”.
Below is a photo album of candidates from 1999 to 2010. In a few weeks, you will be able to vote for your favorite photos and we will use the top 12 for the Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar. If you want to submit some of your own pictures, send them to kampinmofos@gmail.com or directly to Matt since he likes getting e-mails.
Kampinmofos was reviewing tapes of the Summer Kampin’ trip and came across some lost footage. What a sad display. Lance is clearly faking it (look mom, no bubbles), and it took almost the whole song to put down a bottle of train. I understand that it was daylight, and technically, the train shouldn’t stop at the station till dusk, but we are usually balls deep in a pillow by 9:00 PM. Let’s hope we do better on the fall trip (Lance).
Mike was able to find 5-24” bow saws for $2.99 each, and 8 rolls of cammo duct tape for $0.77 at the Hobo. At this price, we can just burn the saw in the fire when the blade gets dull.
Matt got us some fresh road kill nibblers this week for our fall kampin’ trip. He carefully bagged and tagged it to preserve the flavor. It could be a great addition to the KBS, or we can even add it to the gravy for an Xtreme road kill edition.
This years fall kampin’ trip can be memorialized in a commemorative Kampin’ Tramp Stamp. It includes the dates and your name with a personalized heart in the middle. Just add $9.99 to your kampin’ deposit. Tattoo’s courtesy of Kat Von M. Remember to pa pa pa push it real good.
Dates: Friday October 22, 2010 – Sunday October 24, 2010
Location: New Glarus Woods State Park - http://dnr.wi.gov/org/land/parks/specific/ngwoods/
Once again we will be serving up a fine menu. For early arrivals (Mike) the meals will be Jerky, MRE’s and Gravy.
| Friday | Saturday | Sunday | |
| Breakfast | On the road at some shithole. Cook: Some Dirty Hillbilly | KBS Cook: Matt | On the road at some shithole. Cook: Some Dirty Hillbilly |
| Lunch | Franks and Beans (No-Name Franks) Cook: Derek | Pink Oreos and Grape Apes | |
| Dinner | Prime Rib and Surf Cooks: Tom and Lance | Chili Cook: Mike It better not suck again! |
