I Think We Should Add Hot Dogs to the KBS Just to Prove a Point.

 

I saw this BS article on the inter-web while dropping a sweet deuce (non-black beauty style):

Like Bacon, Sausage and Hot Dogs? Then Beware: They May Raise Your Risk of Death, New Study Finds.

From the Kampinmofos Test Kitchen:

Mini G.W. Burger Nibblers, made with only the finest ingredients that represent our very own George.
These will be the nibblers of choice during Sumer Kampin’ 2013.

Ingredients:
Mini and bite-size just like George.
Made from hamBurger 80/20, just like George.
Packed tight with some hot Italian sausage inside, the stuff of George’s wet dreams.
Mixed with butter fried SPAM, salty and delicious just like George.
Served on a mini sweet roll, all doughy and sweet just like George.
Plus, they are made with love, just like George was.

Optional: Served with pepper jack cheese and a restraining order.