KBS Deluxe plus Tom.

From Fall Kampin’ 2012: I think Tom would be a nice addition to the KBS.
I’ll bet if you slow roasted him, his meat would be fall off the bone tender…..

Brian Loves my Balls in his Mouth

From Fall Kampin’ 2012: Brian with Mikes ball in his mouth……

The Real Axe “Men”?

From Fall Kampin’ 2012: That one on the end is a little suspect……

Be vewy quiet...hunting wabbit

For lances awesome wabbit chili.

Winter Kampin' early 2013???

Who's feelin' gay?

Kampin dishes

What the fuck?  I finally get around to washing the kampin dishes and discover that Matt buys his dishes in France...everyone knows the finest dishes come from China...

Best nibblers ever

Spam, Bacon, 4 cheeses, battered in egg, butter, potato chips then deep fried...

Sexy time

Matt is so sexy when he does the dishes...

Tight shirt time

Matt and his NTE shirt...

Hammered drunk

Hammered drunk...and lunch...

Raisin the flag...

B-Ott raises the official kampinmofos.com flag...

Lunch mf's

Franks and beanz

Activities

Lots of activities going on...knife sharpening going on ...

B-ott

B-ott tending fire and peter frampton on the radio...fuck, it don't get any better...

Curly sue

Curly sue is drunk...

Hillbilly chargin' station....

Official Kampinmofos.com quad charging station...

Baby gerber

The baby gerber is the perfect chair axe for when you wanna sit and chop...

Fire in Brian's hole...

B-Ott has flare and style and a really sexy mouth...

Weekend project

I think this will be our first activity if we aren't busy sittin'...

1st shift 1st drink

We're here mf's....

Hen house

1st shifters at the hen house....it don't get any better than this...

1st shifters

This is why 1st shifters are number 1...we work smarter not harder.. we picked up a couple of folding hand trucks for hauling gear to the site because the candy ass 2nd shifters might mess up their manicures by D-Rick....

Satan's Wingz

From the kampin' test kitchen...Satan's Wingz will be the surprise nibbler, prepared for 2nd shifts arrival.  I promise they will be more delicious than Matt's salmonella flavorless wings...

Burger

I can't wait to have George....I mean Mini Burger inside of me.

2012 Fall Kampin' Plans

November 8-11 Kettle Moraine State Park, Ottawa Lakes, Dousman,
WI
http://dnr.wi.gov/topic/parks/name/kms/

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/42112990/Kampin/Fall%202012%20Kampin%20Itinerary.pdf

Wednesday:

9:00am Gear check, shopping, and pack the car(s) (Matt’s House) 

Thursday:
Morning 1st Shift kampers departure
Drive to kamp and get a meal at the Hen House Café
http://henhousecafe-eagle.com/

1:00pm Lunch – Franks and Beans 6:00pm Dinner – Thin Crust Meatza 
7:00pm 2nd Shift kampers departure

Friday:
7:00am Breakfast – Original KBS prepared by Matt
1:00pm Nibblers – Deep fried bacon wrapped spam with Velveeta
cheese prepared by Brian and Mike
7:00pm Ghost pepper chili (optional chili dogs) prepared by Mike

Saturday:
7:00am Breakfast Nibblers –Assorted bacon wrapped sausages prepared by Matt.
Kampin’ mimosa prepared by Derek and Mike 
1:00pm Lunch – Gumbo prepared by Lance
7:00pm Dinner – Prime rib with asparagus and Cheryl’s no onion potato salad prepared by Tom

Sunday:
7:00am Pack and Depart – Breakfast at the Hen House Cafe
http://henhousecafe-eagle.com/

Drinks:

• Jack
  
• Night Train
  
• Assorted Craft Beer including Fosters Oil Cans
  
• Seagrams 7 (not VO!)
  
• Jeremy’s Home Brew 
  

Thanks Tina!

Kampinmofos wants to thank Tina P. for the delicious m&m cupcakes….

The Nice Thing About Sitting In The Water….

Is that you don’t have to get up to pee….
In order to Kool off, Kampinmofos decided to move the Kampsite in the water.
We are going to work on creating a fire on the lake…Stay tuned.

He’s Back

Fishycious is back bitches…

Matt’s Meaty Kampin’ Skillet

Matt made a delicious meaty skillet this morning for a delicious breakfast…..
Eggs, Hash Browns, Jalapenos, Red Peppers, Bacon, Sausage, Italian Sausage, Smoked Sausage, and delicious gravy.

Which Burger Would you Want in Your Mouth?

We all pretty much passed out after dinner, but were wondering, which Burger would you want in your mouth?  Tom’s Big and Meaty, or George?

 

Tom’s Big and Meaty

We were all pissed that Tom pussed out (oot in Canada) with the Meatza, but his Big and Meaty burgers were incredible.  Sirloin + Bacon + Italian Sausage + Velveta all on a bun.   Matt was the only one to finish this fine burger, plus he downed all of Cheryl’s potato salad.  Lance made good on his promise to punch himself in the face if he didn’t finish. 

It’s not gay because we’re brothers

Matt is defiantly pregnant…Nuff said…

It don't get any better than this

Kamp is set up and we are cooking dinner...it font get any better than this.

Hammered drunk

It's 6:22...lance is hammered drunk...

Kampinmofo’s is Packin’ Fudge

On the way up we stopped at the Mouse House to get cheese curds and lucky for us they had homemade fudge.  The Mouse House also had a nice selection of New Glarus beer so the Otte might want to stop.  Lance and Tom enjoyed the Maple Nut fudge while Mike and Matt got the Orange Dreamsicle because Orange is the official color for Kampin’. 

We plan to throw any extra fudge in the trash for Brian when he arrives Friday night.

Derek’s Cake for Rhonda

Don’t worry Derek we picked up a cake for Rhonda so you do not have stay home and bake her one.

Lance is Banned from KBS Forever!!!!!!

Lance got a big and toasty from Dunkin Donuts on the way up with first shifters and the Homey Doll called and said the KBS was pissed.  KBS told Homey Doll that he never wants to be in Lance’s mouth.  Lance will always have Brian for that…

Big and Toasty looks pretty sad compared to the KBS.

‘Twas the Night Before Kampin’…

‘Twas the night before Kampin’,when all thru the tent.
Everyone wanted to go except for Mister Brent.
Matt was busy packin’ and stretchin’ his mouth.
Jeremy would come late, that’s what they do in the south.
Tom should have made pizza, but instead packed his meat.
B-Ott had visions of lunch from the garbage to eat.
Lance slept in his sleeping bag on his front lawn.
Mike will stay up late, baitin’ till dawn.
Nobody knew if Paul would even go.
but everyone was sure that Derek wouldn’t show.

Kampinmofos.com Sweet New Kampin Laptop.

Check out the new Orange kampinmofos.com limited edition netbook.  I'll bet you want one...

It’s Gonna be a Scorcher…

It looks like we will be in the 90’s during the whole trip.  Don’t forget to bring your Neutrogena all over body lotion and baby oil.

The King makes Miller look Stupid…

Introducing Budweiser Shotgun Cans.  This makes the Miller pop top cans look stupid and for chicks like Homey and his stupid friend Homey Doll.

Mike’s New Nick Name and Epic GMN

Kampin’ is just 9 days away and this trip should be awesome.  If you do not have the details here they are.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/42112990/Kampin/Summer%202012%20Kampin%20Itinerary.pdf

Also with this being a prime location we are set for the runs to the Dirty Turtle and I am thinking we have the greatest GMN ever.  We can go into town and see ‘Magic Mike’.

Lance, Brian, and Mike keep talking about how awesome this movie looks so I figure this would be a perfect opportunity.  Also this is Mike’s new nick name ‘Magic Mike’.

PS. Blogs suck!! Magic Mike needs to get back on Facebook.

Is This George’s New Cookie?

It is a fact that George loves the pink Oreo, but I wonder how the rainbow one stacks up?

It's a boy

Congratulations! It's a boy...sharpie and maulie had the sex and made a baby gerber axe....

4-22…Today is Earth Day…

4/22 is the the celebration of Earth Day, and it makes me wishful for the following things:

	Booger-T goes Kampin’ again.
	Blue Ribbon, Award Winning, Ghost Pepper Chili DogsTM at Sunset.
	Returning plastic to the Earth.
	Extra gravy on my KBS.
	Franks and Beans
	Rain water coffee