The new Brian looks awesome and I have been hearing a lot about Lance Burger (gay love child of Lance and Burger) but who would win in a death match? Check them out and take the survey.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Lance-Burger/1654813558
http://www.facebook.com/brian.l.otte?ref=ts
Update: Tom just paid his deposit!
Update 2: Brian just paid, making Lance look bad!
OK normally fall kampin’ is simple. By now it is usually clear that it will only be Mike Lance and I but this year is crazy and we may actually have a full kamp site. With that here is everyone’s status and my predicted chance that they will attend.
| Kamper | Status | Deposit | Chance of Going |
| Matt | Fo Sho (‘cause he is street) | Yes | 100% yo! |
| Mike | I think he is already there. | No | MF’n 100% |
| Lance | Is Budweiser the King of beers? | No | Same chance as Dying |
| Brent | Out | No | No way! |
| Buger T | Says Yes | No | Same chance as him having a smooth breakup |
| Jeremy “the Aussie” | Still Yes | Yes | Good as long as he gets new underwear, but he cannot bring tunes! |
| Homey | Rumored Maybe | No | 0% unless his butler takes him. |
| Homey Doll | Yes | No | 100% (plus he is better than homey) |
| Bo Derek | In Excuse Mode | Yes | The inverse of the chance of him having his shirt off on any given day |
| Otte (BO) | Yes | Yes | Same chance as him knowing the origin of mankind |
| Tom | Yes | Yes | Same chance that his dad beat him for fucking up his boat |
| Paul | Maybe | No | 50% commuter Kamper |
Kampin Mobile has been updated for Fall. It should work great for everyone except Lance who still has a shitty $10 phone.
Check it out in your mobile browser. http://kampinmobile.gifts4matt.com.
Oh Yea it might also suck on Bo Derek’s but that is because blackberry’s suck!
Lance’s shitty phone.
This years Fall Kampin’ theme will be 70’s style porno mustaches. You have almost two months to grow out your favorite porno style mustache. Matt and Mike have a head start, so you better start working on it right now. Matt is going with the “Awkward Teenager/Molestache” style, where Mike is going for a “Horseshoe” style for an angrier look . Which look will you go for?
Kampinmofos has been thinkin’, how can we help those that continually miss kampin’ because of scheduling difficulties. So we came up with the “Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar”.
We would like to publish a nice calendar every year, so you can easily cancel your NKE’s (Non-Kampin’ Events). When your wife says, “hey my birthday is coming up”, you will be able to check your calendar and tell her “sorry, I won’t be baking that cake for your birthday because kampin’ is next week and I’m not a pussy like Derek.” Or if you happen to be a very important VP and your boss tries to tell you that there’s a meeting in Utah next week, you can tell him, “Listen up bitches, Kampin’ is next week. I even wrote it down in my Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar”.
Below is a photo album of candidates from 1999 to 2010. In a few weeks, you will be able to vote for your favorite photos and we will use the top 12 for the Boyz of Kampin’ Kalendar. If you want to submit some of your own pictures, send them to kampinmofos@gmail.com or directly to Matt since he likes getting e-mails.
Kampinmofos was reviewing tapes of the Summer Kampin’ trip and came across some lost footage. What a sad display. Lance is clearly faking it (look mom, no bubbles), and it took almost the whole song to put down a bottle of train. I understand that it was daylight, and technically, the train shouldn’t stop at the station till dusk, but we are usually balls deep in a pillow by 9:00 PM. Let’s hope we do better on the fall trip (Lance).
Mike was able to find 5-24” bow saws for $2.99 each, and 8 rolls of cammo duct tape for $0.77 at the Hobo. At this price, we can just burn the saw in the fire when the blade gets dull.
Matt got us some fresh road kill nibblers this week for our fall kampin’ trip. He carefully bagged and tagged it to preserve the flavor. It could be a great addition to the KBS, or we can even add it to the gravy for an Xtreme road kill edition.
