Official Kampin’ Knife

Kampinmofos has commissioned the Official Kampin’ Knife.
It’s design features a seven inch titanium blade with full tang and black phenolic grips.  Each Kampin’ knife is individually numbered and personalized.  The first 3 are under construction for Summer Kampin’ 2010.

How the F did we miss this for gay movie night?

Must have whet straight to DVD.  Maybe if Bo Derek brings a genny to Kampin we can have a showing….

Kampin with a Capital K…

I just talked to Webster (not Emanuel) and they told me that it is official and that Kampin is now a proper noun.  Therefore when you use it be sure to capitalize the K.

An Epic Battle

I was thinking about the things that make Kampin food better and that is of course butter (Especially Squeezable) and bacon (American) and wondered who would win in a battle for deliciousness?

So if you could cook with only butter or bacon when Kampin what would it be?  Comment…

Thanksgiving Kampin Style

MMMMM Bacon wrapped turkey!

Bacon Flavored Everything (American Bacon that is…)

Found this awesome site that has a bunch of bacon flavored stuff:

1. Bacon Salt
2. Baconnaise
3. Bacon Pop
4. And the Best mmmvelopes – That is right bacon flavored envelopes,  I hope to bring my deposit in one of these!

Be sure to read about the dangers of snorting bacon salt. http://www.dontsnortit.com/

1st Recon’s Preliminary Findings for Summer Kampin’ 2010

1St Recon has some preliminaries on the location for summer and are as follows:

1) Very close to Canada, be aware of people selling “Canadian Bacon”.
2) We might see some Indians since there are several reservations nearby.
3) We might want to Kamp somewhere on “Beast Lake”, because it sounds awesome.

After 1st Recon arrives, we (I) will transmit the coordinates for the LZ.

Map of Kamp Grounds

Brent is just like Jay-Z

Out of nowhere Brent comes out of retirement with a bang.  He has proposed a big kampin’ trip and it looks like most people are game.  He is proposing a trip to Voyageurs National Park and most are game.  (except maybe Bo-Derek, because he has to paint his ladies toes)  If this happens this will be the longest trip we have ever taken and we may even catch a fish.  I am sure glad I have saved that Babe Winkelman lure from 1975, I will use this lure exclusively for any fishing I do.

The council of elders has decided that we should have an early kampin’ plannin’ meeting to hear this proposal.  Details on the meeting should be out shortly.  There has however been some early statements from the council of elders:

Mike – If Brent backs out he will be the exotic meat on Saturday night.
Lance - Kampin' in Minnessota? We'll need deposits and some sort of penance.

In case you were wondering Brent is like Jay-Z because he keeps claiming retirement from kampin’ yet he comes back all the time.

Some useful links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kampin-Breakfast-Sandwich/227114220709

KBS Gets an Offer…

The other day Jimmy Dean contacted me about adding the KBS to their line up of breakfast sandwiches.  They offered 1.6 trillion dollars over 10 years for the recipe.  I told them to f-off and that if anyone wants the KBS in their belly they will need to come Kampin!

What would you rather eat?

or

Enough Said!!