As the most senior member in the Council of Elders I herby move to recount the Kampin’ Pussy Vote for years 2005 & 2006 due to recent bouts of valor and non-Kampin’ Pussy behavior….
Do I have a second and third motion?
Monday, October 26, 2009
Council of Elders
This trip the council of elders was formed. The mission of the council is to govern all the Kampin’ trips, assure that the trips are attended by deserving guests and assure that each trip maintains the specific standards.
3 Voting Members:
Matt – Not the oldest council member but has been on every trip.
Lance has been on all trips but one and will eat most anything.
Mike – the oldest council member has been on all the trips except one.
To be on the council you must have been on at least 10 trips without out a 2 year lapse. You also need to be nominated by a majority of the existing council.
Some Council Powers:
- Final vote on all trip locations.
- Final vote on all trip attendees.
- Final vote on what liquor can be brought.
- Final vote on length of stay for each trip.
- Veto power on all pussy votes.
Some Council Duties:
- Plan trips.
- Record the trips for historical purposes.
- Recruit and invite attendees.
Best Kampin’ Meal Ever
The KBS is clearly the best Kampin’ meal ever. I also like that only the Council of Elders (Matt, Mike and Lance) has ever had them.
This Sandwich fills you up for hours and Lance ate 2 in a matter of minutes!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Man vs. Nature….
We had to bail out our kampsite, after the 2nd set of storms…
So we put up the largest kampin’ tarp ever…40 ft x 40 ft…
Some of This Years Delicious Menu
Franks and Beans and Bacon
Kampin’ Breakfast Sandwich (Lance ate two)
Flat Iron Steaks
Not much down time…..
We didn’t have much down time during Fall Kampin’ 2009 to capture our experiences on video. We were too busy battling the forces of nature (we of course won that fight). Matt managed to capture a candid discussion as to what we would eat during our victory feast….Stupid Nature….
Lance Wanted Field Stitches….
Lance wanted field stitches, but we insisted that he get them done by a professional….We told him that you never know if you will be on the cover of Kampin’ Hunk Monthly, and need to look good….
Yet Another Reason Why Lance Ain’t no Kampin’ Pussy….
Lance declined the local anesthesia, but the Doctor said it was hospital policy….Stupid hospital policy…
Matt’s Sweet New Torch….
Matt got a sweet new torch that he put to use during kampin’ to “whip” rope ends….
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Possible replacements for Brent and Derek?
The Counsel of Kampin’ Elders met last night, and agreed on some possible replacements for Brent and Derek….
1) Todd G.
2) Lance’s Brother in Law
I hope Lances Brother in Law is nothing like Homey’s….
And to Think, Lance Bought Derek a Cozy….
Lance even bought Derek a cozy for his jagermeister and he didn’t even show….We now have plenty of jager….
Welcome to Tent City Bitches….
Obama’s plan to solve the economic crisis….saved us from the rain and snow last night…
Friday, October 23, 2009
On the way to the er.
Lance got a bobo. On the way to the ER.
Better pictures soon.
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Better pictures soon.
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It begining to look a lot chrismas
Rain just turned to snow-ice mix!
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
2nd shift on the way
We are more than half way up and lance and I have figured out the key to the economic crisis and we are sure it has to do with the purple drank.
Be there at 11, will Bo Derek ever show up?...
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Be there at 11, will Bo Derek ever show up?...
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Site Pictures from Alpha Team
Mike has sent over the first batch of pictures of the site. It looks really kickass and I do not see how we are not going to make a raft…
View of the Mississippi from the site.
Camp Alpha.
Mike’s Sittin’ – Drinkin’ area.
Second Shift is on track to arrive before 11pm. Will others show up…?
No Bob and Tom
As of now Mike cannot find Bob & Tom, this is a major issue!! I looked and we will try to tune to one of the following stations in the AM.
WISCONSIN
Antigo WRLO-FM
105.3
Eau Claire WMEQ-FM
92.1
Green Bay-Appleton WOZZ-FM
93.5
Madison WIBA-FM
101.5
Sheboygan WHBZ-FM
106.5
Wausau-Stevens Point WGLX-FM
103.3
Change in Breakfast Plan
Off-kamp breakfast plans for Friday AM have changed. The place that Mike found is closed. So now we are going to Wingdam Saloon & Grill 9 N Shore Dr, Fountain City, WI - (608) 687-4144
About 3 miles south of the park.
I was hoping there would be a picture or two but no luck. Here is there informative website. http://www.wingdamsaloon.com/
Once we go there I will get some pictures and post them.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Alpha Team Update
Here is an update from Mike; he is drunk on Jack and suspects he may get on a train tonight. Word is there is no one there; no ranger, no other kampers. It is raining like crazy and it will continue all night.
Second shift leaves tomorrow night and we should have pictures and video tomorrow.
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Second shift leaves tomorrow night and we should have pictures and video tomorrow.
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Alpha Team Update
The alpha team has arrived and the rain is heavy! We are at site 50 and team alpha found the shithole for breakfast Friday (Great River Cafe) in Fountain City. There have also been reports of a Day Train nearby so this will be good for at night!
Bring your rain gear, it gonna be wet.
A storm is a brewing…
Mike is on his way and Lance and I will be shopping later today. Spoke with Mike on the road and he was disappointed in with the super nice weather. I told him not to worry, that at Merrek State Park it is pouring and cold!
Also what is Kampin’ without issues, last minute, Bo Derek suddenly is ‘busy’ at work. I guess 4 months notice is not good enough. We are all waiting to see if and when he will make it.
Kick-off of the Fall Kampin’ Season
Bitches,
It’s that time of year again, and the 1st Recon team is off for supplies, then headed for Merrick. I will update the blog with pictures of the Kampsite and of the mighty Mississippi…
See you around 4:00 pm..
Lance, If you want some chicken feet for some nibblers, check your e-mail and arrange it with Rick….
mm
Monday, October 19, 2009
3 days and counting
Here is a weather update with the recon team arriving on Wednesday!
http://www.weather.com/outlook/recreation/outdoors/tenday/WISPME:13
We will for sure need this: http://kampinmofos.blogspot.com/2009/07/how-to-make-rain-water-coffee.html
Matt’s Kampin’ to do list.
This years trip will be one of the busiest ever. Here is my tentative to do list.
- Have some purple dranks. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Purple%20Drank&defid=4189079
- Consider re-making homey doll.
- Fell a tree and 1 split it into a large pile of wood.
- Stare at Bo Derek when he takes off his shirt. (this will happen a lot so I will need to spend a lot of time on this)
- If I do #2 then I need to spend time stabbing it and setting it on fire. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqHVp3Rkg9s
- Build a raft. (Sweet island site!!!) http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/org/land/parks/specific/merrick/
- Make KBS’s - the greatest breakfast ever! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kampin-Breakfast-Sandwich/227114220709
- Update the blog with videos and pictures…
- Eat some nibblers!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Night Lite…..
It looks like we will have partial moon light for Kampin’ so Bo Derek will have a night light….Now if we can only get him to stop wetting the tent…..
Looks Like Snow on Sunday Bitches….
I really hope we gets some snow earlier than Sunday…I really prefer coffee or bacon flavored snow cones over rain water coffee…
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