22 days ‘till fall Kampin and it seems like it might be cold!! Sweet!
http://www.weather.com/outlook/recreation/outdoors/monthly/WISPME:13?month=1
It is 37 right now!
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
How do you know you are a Kampin pussy?
Now that we no longer vote on the Kampin pussy you may be wondering how do you know if you are one. Here are a few tell tale signs.
- You have silk or flannel PJ’s and or you bring them Kampin.
- You bring your own tent Kampin because you are nervous about sleeping in the big tent.
- You have an Obama sticker on your foreign mini van.
- You have seen Sweet Home Alabama or think that Reese Witherspoon is a ‘cutie’.
- If you think about any other woman aside from Linda Carter.
- If you are worried about putting Deet on your skin.
- If you make Franks and Beans with out blood and spit.
- If you make chili with rabbit or eat anything French.
- If you do not think the KBS is the best breakfast sandwich ever!
- If you cannot one split a log, sorry Homey!
If you answer yes to more than 3 of these you are for sure a Kampin Pussy!
It has been decided…
Over the years there has been a lot of debate about what is the best Kampin beer…
Budweiser – Lance’s pick for his 1 and hour for 8 hours pussy binge.
PBR – For Matt’s 4 beers then vomit show of strength.
Old Style or La Crosse – One word Kräusening.
Miller Lite – This is the selection of Paul and Homey for they can drink a lot and not get drunk.
Dos Equis – Sadly Brent likes the imports…
Well a few weeks ago I went family camping and a legend was there, the one and only Bobby. In the evening Bobby broke out a beer for a casual drink around the fire and it was ‘The King’.
That is right it has been decided Budweiser is the best Kampin beer.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Homey Sighting
Just spotted the real homey....He was washin’ his hands in the bathroom at AMC 30 when I snuck up behind him and jammed my finger in his side and axed him for his money…..He says he's 100% for fall kampin’..... And he was going to bring up his silk PJ’s and the executive tent this time….
Note: Photo is not from AMC 30, above photo is a real picture of the real Homey (not to be confused with the Homey Doll) while doing some part-time Kampin’….
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Bacon Soap….
I suggest we make this for washin’ up after our bacon wrapped meal on Saturday…..
Or if we get too lazy, we could just buy it…
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Homey Doll Sent me an Email…
I got an email last night from homey doll and here is the text:
“Mike and Lance will soon burn with me.” and it had this picture attached.
Not sure what this all means???
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Kampin’ T-Shirt
Now that the pussy shirt is retired many will have to get new kampin’ shirts. Here are a few suggestions.
Purple Drank T-Shirt http://www.lottotees.com/store/Store/index.php?act=viewProd&productId=98
Any Chuck Norris T-Shirt http://www.myteespot.com/He-Will-Beat-It-Out-Of-You-Chuck-Norris-T-shirt-p-10276.html
Wonder Woman T-Shirt http://www.t-shirtking.com/shop/Products/DC-Comics-Wonder-Woman-Scroll-T-Shirt-21636.htm (In fact any shirt with Linda Carter is fine)
Make sure the t-shirt is small and if not you can cut and tie off the sleeves. Bo Derek can ignore this as he doesn’t wear shirts.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Another Homey Doll spotting…
This one is real scary so be careful. This came from my buddy in WI at some old grave yard. It is off a cell phone so the quality is not so great but Homey is clearly rising from the dead in this picture.
Steve Austin ain’t got shit on Homey Doll 2.0
That’s right Homey Doll 2.0 is will make a debut during fall kampin.
Here are some key improvements:
- No more red hands we are getting white gloves this time!
- Changeable head so we can switch between Homey, George, Brent, etc.
- Clothing will be way gayer, maybe even flannel pj’s.
Here is a video in case you want to make your own stunt dummy:
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